Did two things today that I have never done without a couple of jars (no, not that you pervs):
1) A pub quiz. We came 4th. Am I cleverer when I drink? Can I speak properer English* when I have been drinking?
2) Had a drink in a Country Pub. Bleeding Appletise** again.
As this is the closest I have come to an experiment since science at Anstey Martin with Mr Pinks, I feel the need to make a scientific observation - since Monday I have been waking up at half six/ quarter to seven without the alarm going off. What's that about? I also have a cold sore. Great - I am gonna get a T-Shirt printed, "I gave up booze and all I got was this lousy herpes."
Right, pausin from typin to weigh self, drumroll please................................
Another pound gained!!!!!!! What? I blame it on the particularly large earrings I am wearing today. Wait a minute I am just wearing studs. To quote Bulldog from Frasier, "This stinks!! This is total BS!!"
*Speaking of English, Happy St George's Day.
** It was called Appletise last time I was a non-drinker (i.e. at the age of 13). They've added the 'r' to confuse me.
PS - Visit this link. Why has a journalist called Elizabeth Goodman written an article for Rolling Stone called 'Songs about beer'?-I am jealous of this bitch on so many levels! http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2006/09/27/playlist-of-the-day-songs-about-beer/
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