Two big tests

Forget A-levels, your SATs and your GCSEs, I have had two particluarly hard tests in the last couple of days.

Test 1. Out drinking with mates down Braunstone Gate.

Test 2. A pub, then rugby match, then pub, then Chinese restaurant combo.

Well I passed both tests, drinking a delightful mix of coke, ginger beer, coke, water, more coke and even a cheeky root beer on the way.

Having experienced drinking this shite for a week, the only non-alcoholic beverage I can even remotely recommend is an Australian selection called Bundaberg, and the only place you can get it (apart from over priced Farm Shops is www.ocado.com). I am not being sponsored by Waitrose or Bundaberg, I am just absolutely at a loss as to what teetotallers might drink for pleasure, apart from tea (tee?).

PS for the historical record both Leicester City and Leicester Tigers have finished top of their respective leagues. Next time I am really bored I will look up when this last happened.